Ouch.

This is the tale of a lovesick young Romeo who hadn't seen his girl for a while and wanted to get a little frisky over the phone with her. During the course of their naughty texting, he asked her to send him some nudes (as you do), and his GF happily obliged. Her shower pics were so steamy that our young hero just couldn't control himself and had to stop prepping his dinner so he could relieve a little "tension," if you catch my drift.

Turns out, that haste to choke the proverbial chicken was a BIG mistake! Ah well, nobody said the path of true love is smooth sailing all the way through!